Happy Holidays from RampRate! During this season, we take time to reflect upon the good things we have…like our partnership with you. We appreciate working with you and hope the coming year will bring you much happiness and success.
Hot Sauce, is What I Got
If you want to make it cool, you’ll have to sing it to the sound track. Here’s the original track to hear it flow (or a just great flashback to 1997)
Enjoy!
Early in the morning, we are on the street
Lighting up some fiber and with CDNs at our feet
In any data center, if anything goes wrong
We help find solutions when the budget’s all gone
We know the best blockchains, and when your bills are high
We cut out all the excess without a vendor riot
Well, life is too short to deal with slimy sales
With outages and with supplier fails
We never start no static, we just get it off your plate
We always find the answers even if you call us late
And if you follow our SPY Index and take a tip from me
Your CSR adherence won’t feel like charity
Savings’s what I got, performance is in reach
And the top ICO guys hang with us on the beach
Success comes back to you, you’ll finally get what you deserve
Suppliers that cause you headaches are bound to get served
This sauce for you I got, to really hit the spot
Reminding you to call when things get hot
Hot sauce, is what I got, just remember that
Sourcing, is what I got, just remember that
Savings, is what I got, just remember that
Blockchain, is what I got, just remember that
So you won’t cry when your vendor runs away
You’ll be less mad at the bills you have to pay
And even if your boss smokes pot
Setting targets at which you don’t have a shot
Sourcing, planning, optimizing, it’s all the same
Living with RampRate’s the only way to stay sane
Let the innovation budget come back to me
Hot sauce, is what I got, just remember that
Sourcing, is what I got, just remember that
Savings, is what I got, just remember that
Blockchain, is what I got, just remember that
RampRate, is what I got, I got, I got
